Thursday, May 26, 2011

Incident Report

Incident Report #49655-B
Date of Incident: 5.25.11
Location of Incident: Lobby of a Minneapolis Interior Design Firm

Victim: Mr. Magoo (no first name given)
DOB: Unknown  
Incident Details:
Mr. Magoo was in the office on Wednesday morning to assist Buddy the Designer Dog with a current design project. Last seen here:


Series of events to Mr. Magoo's demise remains unknown. At approximately 11:38 AM, this is what was left of the victim:

**WARNING! CRIME SCENE PHOTO MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME**


Autopsy was inclusive as well since most of Mr. Magoo's innards were missing, presumably taken care of by an accomplice.

MESSAGE TO PUBLIC: If anyone has any information about this incident, or have any idea of who could do such a thing....


please call security. We will continue to follow up on any leads...


Thank you for your patience and support. Good luck to us all and in the immortal words of Sergeant Phil Esterhaus,

"Let's be careful out there".


**THIS ENDS THE REPORT**

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