Buddy - Avant Garde Designer Dog

Designers considered innovative and fresh think and create outside the box.

Buddy is so avant garde he EATS and DESTROYS the box.

Incident Report

Incident Report #49655-B
Date of Incident: 5.25.11
Location of Incident: Lobby of a Minneapolis Interior Design Firm

Victim: Mr. Magoo (no first name given)
DOB: Unknown  
Incident Details:
Mr. Magoo was in the office on Wednesday morning to assist Buddy the Designer Dog with a current design project. Last seen here:

Series of events to Mr. Magoo's demise remains unknown. At approximately 11:38 AM, this is what was left of the victim:

**WARNING! CRIME SCENE PHOTO MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME**

Autopsy was inclusive as well since most of Mr. Magoo's innards were missing, presumably taken care of by an accomplice.

MESSAGE TO PUBLIC: If anyone has any information about this incident, or have any idea of who could do such a thing....



please call security. We will continue to follow up on any leads...

Thank you for your patience and support. Good luck to us all and in the immortal words of Sergeant Phil Esterhaus,

"Let's be careful out there".



**THIS ENDS THE REPORT**

Buddy's Summer Look

Somebody got a haircut and now looks a bit nekkid!

Buddy was asked to do some field verifying and promptly feigned sleep.

We are on to your tricks Designer Dog!!

Um, Buddy? You're suppose to go field verifying, remember?

Dangit. The cuteness trumps everything! Designer Dog can stay in and sleep.

The beauty rest is working Buddy!





Monkey Bling

Buddy the Killer!

Oh the Horror!!!

Buddy made his first official kill and I can't stop looking at it!

My eyes! AAAAHHH!!

He's merciless... leaving his kill's entrails for all to see!

Don't let the cuteness fool you. This beast means business!



I fear his next victim may be the Giant Squid of Death!

I found a tentacle the other day....

a single, chewed blue tentacle with stuffing oozing out of it.

Yes, this is the look of a stone cold killer!

A Designer of a Different Kind

Buddy has apparently jumped ship and now thinks he's a fashion designer.

His first order of business was to redesign some footwear some poor lady left.

Well, at least he looks good chewing gold!







The Abominable Snowbuddy

Well, at least somebody enjoyed this last round of snow!



Time Out

Who knew designing was so hard? It's exhausting!!

At least he doesn't snore. Yet.

Workin' Hard for the Money

He read the memo and is now getting some billable time in.

Finally.

Geesh!



Back at um, work?

So Mr. B is back in the office this week.

Somehow he missed the memo that reminded him he actually has to WORK.

What's he gonna do when he realized this stuff melts?

Buddy The Carrot Slayer

WARNING:

What you are about to see may be overwhelming to some viewers. This video contains scenes of carrot torture where the assassin plays with it's prey needlessly.

In other words, it is so frickin' cute you might get CUTE OVERLOAD and explode into marshmallow mush.

Consider yourself warned.



More NOM

Here are some of Buddy's favorite things to chew!

A fellow canine

A roll of packing tape

The Giant Squid Monster of Death

JL's shoes

Bubble wrap

...and Claudia!











I iz growed up now.

Buddy has had a bit of a growth spurt in the first month of working here:

December 7th, 2010

January 13th, 2011



How To with Buddy

Welcome to How To! I am your host, Buddy.

Today I will show you how to pick the appropriate carpet for a space.



First thing you do is smell the sample.

Some will argue that you should look at color and fiber first, but that is soooo last year people! It's all about the olfactory senses in today's design world! *snort!*

Once you've picked up a good scent, give it a good chew. You can get a feel of the texture and *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM* get a good sense of *NOM NOM NOM NOM* how it will wear.

That wore me out! Being so amazingly creative is exhausting.

Now take leave of my presence before I start gnawing your shoes!

I need a nap.

I'll tell you where you can jingle those jangles!

Here is Buddy wearing his jingly "Santa's Favorite Elf" collar.

And here is what Buddy thinks of his  jingly "Santa's Favorite Elf" collar.

*insert gagging noise*

Gosh it's hard to be Buddy.

(Squid toy excluding, of course)

2011 - The year of Buddy (or so he thinks!)

Hope everyone had as good of a holiday as I did!

NOM NOM NOM on the Wreath of Joy! Yummmmm!

What? Whadia mean no partaking of the Wreath of Joy?

Joy stealer.  Humph.