Buddy The Carrot Slayer

WARNING:

What you are about to see may be overwhelming to some viewers. This video contains scenes of carrot torture where the assassin plays with it's prey needlessly.

In other words, it is so frickin' cute you might get CUTE OVERLOAD and explode into marshmallow mush.

Consider yourself warned.



More NOM

Here are some of Buddy's favorite things to chew!

A fellow canine

A roll of packing tape

The Giant Squid Monster of Death

JL's shoes

Bubble wrap

...and Claudia!











I iz growed up now.

Buddy has had a bit of a growth spurt in the first month of working here:

December 7th, 2010

January 13th, 2011



How To with Buddy

Welcome to How To! I am your host, Buddy.

Today I will show you how to pick the appropriate carpet for a space.



First thing you do is smell the sample.

Some will argue that you should look at color and fiber first, but that is soooo last year people! It's all about the olfactory senses in today's design world! *snort!*

Once you've picked up a good scent, give it a good chew. You can get a feel of the texture and *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM* get a good sense of *NOM NOM NOM NOM* how it will wear.

That wore me out! Being so amazingly creative is exhausting.

Now take leave of my presence before I start gnawing your shoes!

I need a nap.

I'll tell you where you can jingle those jangles!

Here is Buddy wearing his jingly "Santa's Favorite Elf" collar.

And here is what Buddy thinks of his  jingly "Santa's Favorite Elf" collar.

*insert gagging noise*

Gosh it's hard to be Buddy.

(Squid toy excluding, of course)

2011 - The year of Buddy (or so he thinks!)

Hope everyone had as good of a holiday as I did!

NOM NOM NOM on the Wreath of Joy! Yummmmm!

What? Whadia mean no partaking of the Wreath of Joy?

Joy stealer.  Humph.